vagina monster 

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss

sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!

vagina monster by remah August 22, 2006

vagina monster 

a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much

Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster

vagina monster by cholayy May 8, 2008

Vagina Monster 

A woman, usually loose in the old 'wizard's sleeve', who is a complete home-wrecker and whore. A Vagina Monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren't getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. When their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.

-"Hey did you hear about her pregnancy? Apparently he fell for it a second time!"
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."

Vagina Monster by PolaroidBear September 30, 2010

Vagina Monster 

A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.

"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"

Vagina Monster by Joey the fish July 7, 2008

vagina monster 

One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser] the man

John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"

vagina monster by Jewbacabra November 14, 2015

Vagina Monster 

A term used for people who gobble up all the pussy and spit it back out in disgust.

You must be gay, you fucking vagina monster.

Vagina Monster by cbxfrye December 18, 2023

angry vagina monster 

When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.

DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?

angry vagina monster by angryvaginamonsterhunter April 19, 2011