Vag Pad 

An building commonly a residential dwelling containing predominantly female occupants.

This vag pad is rockin' there are smokin' girls everywhere!

Vag Pad by Miss Nic August 18, 2010

vag pad 

Also known as front butt, Mount Vaiginuvius, Over the hill it's off to Grandma's house, and too much cushion for the pushin'. That annoying bulge that middle age women get when they wear their jeans too high and it makes them look like they are packing major heat.

Your third grade english teacher wearing jeans from the 80's. Anyone in the supermarket between the hours of 10 and 11:30am. Your mom's best friend. Your mom. Anyone involved with chuch charity events. Example: Mrs. Smith has such a big vag pad that by staring at her waist I couldn't decipher from which side fecal matter was purged.

vag pad by John Son December 14, 2008

vag padge 

Pronounced "vaj" padge; The coziest love seat so completely comfortable that it reminds one of the "good ol'days in the womb."

Dude, you'll have to reach for the tv remote, I'm veggin out in the vag padge.

vag padge by Rick Santini May 26, 2006