Vagi-Rectal Induced Perfusion; the act of oral sex upon a women which elicits a flood-like anal discharge response, sometime mistaken for a gush of orgasm; actually a thin mucoid rectal secretion: shart
Kurt thought he was a master at eating pussy, due to the puddle on his chin...but Connie had just let one vrip.
The V-rip is but one of the many ways to destroy a piece of paper. You perform the V-rip by placing a piece paper on a flat, hard surface and then stand on it with both feet touching together. You then swivel your feet apart from eachother at the heel, forming a "V" and thus a rip in the paper.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.