vomp 

Something or someone that is uncool or tacky.

A person who is oblivious of what is considered cool.

Etymology: The term derives from the acronym V.O.M.P., meaning "Vermin-Offing Meat Prostitute."

"Man, this music is sooooo vomp, turn this shit off already!"

Also in use internationally.

German: "Mann, diese Musik ist so vomp! Schalte den Scheiss gefaelligst ab!"

French: "Oh la vache, cette musique est tellement vomp, eteins-la putain!"

Spanish: "Eh carnal, esta musica esta vomp! Ya quitala!"

vomp by Vompsplat December 31, 2009

VOMP 

Verb: (to vomp) A cyclical act with four distinct stages:

1. Active experimentation

2. Experience

3. Reflection

4. Abstinence

No one knows what VOMP actually stands for, although it is rumored that the M stands for moccasin.

Girl: Me and Omap vomped so hard last night.

Other girl: No way! Was it good?

Guy: Let's go in a circle and all tell about our first vomping experience

Group: .....

VOMP by OLCAA<3 April 16, 2013

VOMP 

A vest of many pockets. As worn by photographers, old guys named Robert, and CIA wannabes on safari.

Lydia: Starbucks doesn't carry Stevia, so I can't go there.

Robert: Not to worry, I have some in my VOMP.

VOMP by Ndugu Montoya October 15, 2013

Vompedo

Projectile vomit; or the act of projecting vomit.

I was so sick that I shot a vompedo.

Vompedo by Joshua David Morales December 27, 2007

Vompiss 

When you get very drunk very fast and step around the side of the house to vomit while pissing.

Brian took 3 jello shots, slammed 2 beers and was sipping on Captain Morgan when he had to vompiss.

Vompiss by BKees August 19, 2013

Vomph 

Vomph not wanting to move or do anything

Getting up the get the remote vomph

Going up stairs to get something vomph

Vomph by Geppetto July 22, 2018

vomposure 

Keeping one's cool after having your child (or anyone) vomit on you.

After my sick child threw up on me, everyone was in awe of my vomposure.

vomposure by jet_oc April 12, 2014