Utilislave: a utility locator with no personal life because his slavedriver employer monopolizes his life.
Neighborhood guy: Hey Phillip, you excited about your kid's game this weekend? Regional finals! That's what I'm talking about!

Phillip: I can't go. I gotta work this weekend. I'm a Utilislave.
by Moblspank October 1, 2023
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