rich ass jew community outside philly, pa where japs and pot heads live and herb and sex are plenty!

a rich suburb of philly where half the population is really spoiled liberal jews, while the other half is conservative white christian money hoarders. well, no, thats not true, because there are a few blacks, but they all live in north hills where the houses are like shoeboxes. the asians, all of who are korean, are just as rich as the whites but they dont associate with anyone else except for other asians. besides the blacks, everyone lives in big mansions with ten bathrooms and three car garages where all the spoiled kids who are out of touch with reality get high/drunk every day after school and the weekends. this is why the nickname is Upper Druglin/Drugland, but really it's mostly just drinking. the parents never notice this behavior b/c they are always out of town on business or playing tennis/golf. everyone belongs to country clubs, and drives mercedes, bmws, audis, lexuses, and porsches, even the kids. the school is one of the best in the state because the teachers all make $100,000 a year. the girls are all prissy and blonde and wear abercrombie and fitch, and the guys dont really care about anything but getting head. its necessary for all the girls to have louis vuitton purses, which their parents buy for them, and its not a lie that some parents pay for their kids to get plastic surgery if they ask. every spring break everyone goes to some caribbean island, or florida, because everyones grandparents live there. and in the summer, the kids go on school trips to france, italy, australia, etc, b/c everyone has so much money. basically, its suburban hell.

The Jews promised land.

UD is like no other. Partying with endless alcohol and weed starts at 14 during freshman year. Pre game drinking for the pre game of the party then off to someone's house to sleep out. Natty light beers are shot gunned and vodka water bottles are popular. Most wealthy parents are either oblivious to their "children's" behavior or either simply doesn't care. Hoes and fuck boys are plenty. The academics are hard with a lot of work and rude teachers. If a student gets suspended, since Upper Dublin High School cares about their rep, they won't even put it on your record. No college will ever know you got suspended for showing up shit faced to the game or smoking weed during homecoming in the gym. Majority of black kids come into school stoned every day. Multiple open house parties every weekend. Our football team is bomb as fuck. We dominate. UD knows how to do the weekends, they're done right.

this is a suburb where kids think it's cool to walk around on the street, smoking pot until they all amazingly end up at either Nick's Pizza or MGP. we go to brew ha ha and see all the local bands and go to the ark cuz we like loud stuff. kids get high. we all have sex. sex goes on at the school. if u didn't know that, i'm sorry for you. it's ridiculous. but it's home.

a place where rich little jews think that drugs and sex are abundant. they are not. it is one of the cleaner suburbs, and i dare you to find ONE dealer. not just some stupid teen who grows dope in his room. no, a drug dealer. oh whats that? you cant find it. get over it. stop trying to make UD sound so drug infested. if you want to live in a neighborhood like that, move to Philly.

a small suburb outside of philadelphia that's very estranged from the rest of civilized society. Most of the residents are either church attending staunch republicans with bush chaney stickers on their BMW SUV's, while the rest are Jews and Burn out druggies. There's lots of drugs...like...lots of drugs. The po9 are always out in full force, but they have no clue. You want zannies? perkaset? weed? hash? pcp? meth? coke? You got it! Come to good ole' Upper Dublin, home of the flying Cardinals. Ever wonder why it's the flying cardinals? Thats right-they're high...