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Cornhenge 

A field of 109, eight feet tall concrete ears of corn located in Dublin, Ohio, to honor it's rich agricultural past. That, or the Druids made it.
"I went to Dublin and saw Stonehenge."
"I went to the other Dublin and saw Cornhenge."
Cornhenge by kokoto44 April 13, 2014
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Charlie Cornheiser 

A practice descrobed by "comedian" Tom Shillue on RedEye in reference to video footage of an Iranian soccer team that resulted in Islamic immorality charges with a possible fine, prison term, and lashes. Presumably, Mr. Shillue has extensive experience with the practice, which is named for a combination charlie-horse/cornhole, not a real person by that name

The "Charlie Cornheiser" involves patting a fellow player on the buttocks in a seemingly innocuous manner common in any athletic celebration then sliding the hand up into the junkal region for a cheap grope.

The "Cornheiser" is not a quick, accidental contact. It is an obviously intentional act that involves lingering, cuppage, squeezing, and/or an attempt to turn the recipient into a "human puppet." (ref. professional sidekick, Bill Schulz).

According to an official of the Iranian Football Federation (which imposed a fine of $40,000.00 on the both the Charlie Cornheis-er and the unwilling Charlie Cornheis-ee):

"...this action can be considered a violation of public chastity. The punishment of this crime is prison up to two months and 74 lashes."

In the U.S. and Europe, the Charlie Cornheiser is far less serious, resulting in a fist to the face, a sexual harassment suit, or drinks and "whatever happens next."
After the goal, Tom, jumped atop the writhing mound of joyous team mates, only to find himself the recipient of a (not entirely) unwelcome Charlie Cornheiser that was so enthusiastic it required the use of a special doughnut-shaped seat cushion for the next 9 days.
Charlie Cornheiser by Mech-lecter November 3, 2011

Cornbanger

A "thug" from a rural area
Craig acts like such a gangsta, but he ain't nuthin but a cornbanger!
Cornbanger by Jaimebug77 August 1, 2015

Charlie Cornheiser 

When an acquaintance initializes a celebratory grab of the buttocks, where the index and middle finger protrude into the wedging of the glutteus maximus.

This is originated by Iranian soccer players, who risked fines and 74 lashes, in order to properly celebrate a goal made by a teammate. The term was coined by Greg Gutfeld.
Karim: "Hey man, get your fingers out of my butt!"
Omar: "haha! looks like you just caught a Charlie Cornheiser!"

Cornhogger 

The meanest, most bad ass dwarf slayer that ever lived. Close companion to the Porkstorm and Skootzy.
Holy shit dude, I just got into a fight at the bar and that Cornhogger was laying some serious pipe!
Cornhogger by Porkstorm March 8, 2010

cornvenient 

Something that is both corny and convenient, therefore being cornily convenient.
Jake: "Man, I hate Bob...I wish something bad would happen to him."

*Bob slips on a banana peel in a comical fashion and hurts his back"

Jake: "How cornvenient!"
cornvenient by Undrallio March 26, 2008

congengeligitive

Something that mecomes one with many
human 1: it just feels like 2020 is a congengeligitive mass
human 2: math?
huamn 1: mass
human 2: b t dubs congengeligitive isnt a word
huamn 1: now it is
human 2: what
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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