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Unix beard 

Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.
Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!
Unix beard by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003
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UNIX rose from the ashes of a multi-organizational effort in the early 1960s to develop a dependable timesharing operating system. After three decades of use, the UNIX* computer operating system is still regarded as one of the most powerful, versatile, and flexible operating system in the computer world. Its popularity is due to many factors, including its ability to run a wide variety of machines, from micros to supercomputers, and its portability, all of which led to its adoption by many manufacturers. The system also fostered a distinctive approach to software design, solving a problem by interconnecting simpler tools, rather than creating large monolithic application programs. Its development and evolution led to a new philosophy of computing, and it has been a never-ending source of both challenges and joy to programmers around the world.
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie
unix by Stevie June 22, 2004
"G-unix, Linux for da homies" is an attempt to bring the Linux operating system to the hood, and to make Linux the computer Operating System of choice for lower-income communities.
g #1: Yo, what operating system you be using yo?
g #2: G-G-G-G-unix!
G-unix by scrillamanjaro May 13, 2009
An awful and hindering person.
Ugh, boss is being such a unixmad right now.
Unixmad by antagograal August 7, 2018
A person that likes to eat burgers every day to become even fatter than he already is.
He eats fatty food on a daily basis for breakfast lunch and dinner.
He likes it so much that he prays to the "fatty food gods".
You are so Unixian
Unixian by dalkr June 27, 2021

Certified Unix Network Technician 

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?