A middle aged man stuck in the 80s, he is said to have the greatest football skills of all time, but was held back by his coach. Back in '82 he could throw a pigskin a 1/4 mile.

From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.

Any one being who becomes a free-loading, life-ruining, football-throwing, tupperware-selling, time-machine-buying, bust-must-plus-vending, steak-eating Bodaggit.

A person who loves living in the past. The persons constantly talking about a sport they used to play and brag about how they were the greatest at it and that they could have been the best at it if they would of overcame a certain obstacle (Like breaking a bone or that they were held back by someone etc.) It's also a reference to Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

A good looking grey haired guy, over 40 that frequents a local bar before 5:00 to Have a few drinks before his way home to the wife and kids. Over time, an Uncle Rico can become a useful resource of how to deal with shitty jobs, creepy landlords, asshole managers and jealous boyfriends. All in all, a true Uncle RICO has no alternative motives and will become an entrusted friend and really good tipper when appreciated. Uncle Rico’s by nature prefer to remain discrete and are usually hard to find...

That one guy who takes forever at something