A middle aged man stuck in the 80s, he is said to have the greatest football skills of all time, but was held back by his coach. Back in '82 he could throw a pigskin a 1/4 mile.

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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Any one being who becomes a free-loading, life-ruining, football-throwing, tupperware-selling, time-machine-buying, bust-must-plus-vending, steak-eating Bodaggit.

A person who loves living in the past. The persons constantly talking about a sport they used to play and brag about how they were the greatest at it and that they could have been the best at it if they would of overcame a certain obstacle (Like breaking a bone or that they were held back by someone etc.) It's also a reference to Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

A good looking grey haired guy, over 40 that frequents a local bar before 5:00 to Have a few drinks before his way home to the wife and kids. Over time, an Uncle Rico can become a useful resource of how to deal with shitty jobs, creepy landlords, asshole managers and jealous boyfriends. All in all, a true Uncle RICO has no alternative motives and will become an entrusted friend and really good tipper when appreciated. Uncle Rico’s by nature prefer to remain discrete and are usually hard to find...

That one guy who takes forever at something