uncle howard

To shit everywhere in someone else’s bathroom, I mean everywhere under the seat, behind the toilet, and then to leave with the evidence running up ones back.

While donning a bunny mask and apron, Aunt Sue asking for rubber gloves because someone just fucking Uncle Howarded the damn toilet.

by Fireside drinkers August 9, 2019

Uncle Howards Kids

people that act brand new or funny style and act squirly like they are so much better than someone else.

my cousin bart thinks he is so much better than everyone else he must be one of uncle howards kids.

by coley the beast from the east April 6, 2007