unfuck yourself

Exorting someone to 1)resolve a weird/bad situation he put himself into 2)take care of his own problems in a timely manner. (source: Francesca)

C'mon Joe, I can't wait the whole day: unfuck yourself and come over here with us.

by Gus Bettella January 25, 2006

Unfuckyourselfover

To take precautionary measures to avoid the negative ramifications of someting naughty you and/or your acquaintances have done.

Delilah knew condoms were a way to unfuckyourselfover.

Ashlee had to think of a good way to unfuckyourselfover before her parents got home.

by Nychee CoCain December 28, 2009

Unfuckyourself

The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.

11 year old mother: What's a condom?
FLuffee: It's what you could have used to unfuckyourself. Yes, Unfuckyourself is indeed a word."

by brappapapskiiiirt November 20, 2009