Bruce U is a Ugandan superfighter, and Kung Fu Master. Within Uganda, everybody knows Kung Fu, but Bruce U is the best. Having grown up in the slums of Uganda, he was able to master the art of Kung-Fu, and is the greatest warrior in all of the nation.
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee cannot defeat his superior fighting technique
Captain Alex: "Where is the criminal Tiger Mafia?"
Bogwandi: "They are fighting Kung FuMaster, Bruce U!"
Captain Alex: "They will be vanquished."
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.