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twinkle fingers 

Similar to jazz hands, except with wiggled fingers rather than shaken wrists.

Can also refer to both done simultaneously (even though that's bloody hard to do).

Denotes that something is magical or special.
*raises arms in front of him a shoulderwidth apart, tilts them slightly for campness, and wiggles fingers as fast as possible to denote that something is magic or special - twinkle fingers!*
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Twinkle Fingers 

something 2+ people can do when 1 person says or does something funny/excellent, or owned someone.

the twinkle of fingers at someone, similar to the way a person would type on a keyboard.
no way i cant belive you did that, you owned her, twinkle fingers dude! (*twinkle fingers together*)

Twinkle fingers 

Someone who tippy taps on the computer for a salaried job in HR or similar fields.
Oh look! Twinkle fingers sent his one email for the day
Twinkle fingers by 5539kk March 25, 2024

Twinkle fingers 

Someone who tippy taps on the computer for a salaried job in HR or similar fields.
Oh look! Twinkle fingers sent his one email for the day
Twinkle fingers by 5539kk March 25, 2024

tinkle fingers 

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom
More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.
tinkle fingers by f'd October 6, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026