Tweaker time
When you're high on methamphetamine and you think only a short time has passed but it has been hours.
Tweaker time by Jamie Jane September 25, 2017
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Tweaker Time
The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.
Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!
Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?
Glen: Wow...
Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?
Glen: Wow...
Tweaker Time by Have YOU seen my keys? July 28, 2011
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Tweaker time
A time adjustment applied to meth users to account for the additional amount of time required to smoke additional meth and break focus from various projects before leaving the house.
Tweaker time by RawrRemix September 18, 2021
Tweaker Time
Taking longer than expected, lacking time management skills, not being able to accurately depict the amount of time it takes to do something or be somewhere.
When some functions on tweaker time they lack concern for other people's time and mislead them on the amount of time it takes to meet or do something.
When some functions on tweaker time they lack concern for other people's time and mislead them on the amount of time it takes to meet or do something.
Tweaker Time by BLACKWOODSA January 12, 2024
tweeker time
tweeker time by thesensone June 15, 2011
tweekertime
crystal beth told me to wait here fir five min but her timezone must be tweekertime cause its been three hours now
tweekertime by Random Graves September 3, 2017
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