Turtle head

Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Turtle head

the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?

Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.

by Prof.Turtle August 31, 2005

Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018

Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket

Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009

turtle's head

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Turtle Heading

When shit starts playing Peek-a-Boo with your butthole.

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.

by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018