(verb)
To make irritating sounds incessantly and then attack if someone starts ignoring you
Did you see how that kid just got turkeyed?!
There was a lot of turkeying going on at the bar today.
by CalmBeserker October 24, 2018
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Noun: A person who looks very self-fullfilled. A turkey carries a stature and facial expression that indicates they must masterbate several times a day. In some rare cases, teacher turkeys have been known to masterbate, throw up in their mouth and teach at the same time. Disturbing YES, but one must be aware of the turkeys that surround them at all times. Turkeys come in all shapes and sizes, but usually they have a grin on their face, and hands in their pockets. Turkeys are very confident even if they are slurring. This slang word turkey can be dated back to the year 2001.
What a fucking turkey!

Holy shit it must be thanksgiving.

Ya, he/shes STUFFING it.
by Nikkkkkkk March 2, 2007
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(I'm sorry because of my poor English)
Turkey is a very beautiful land, where is wished to have by greek and armenian. when the first turkish people came to Anatolia(1071), there weren't any Greece or Armenia. There was only Roman empire. Turks took the land from Byzantium. and they did same thing, what Roman empire did. instead of Christianity conveyed Islam. But not use the same method. In Roman empire almost all people had to be christian. on the other hand in Ottoman empire the greek and armenian could live as christians after 600 years.(Greeks don't like Turks empires, but they are proud of Alexander the great and Roman empire.) Those days Europe was in the middle age. Turks brought the science and culture of east to the Europe. Europe had forgotten their old greek philosopher and learned again from Arabic. then Europe became modern, scientific and powerful, and began to colonize the world. the Ottoman empire were no more powerful and scientific and finished his time like the Roman empire, and was collapsed by Atatürk and Turks like the Roman empire. Now Turks had to fight against colonization, and won the war against England, Greece, French, Italy and Ottoman empire. Most of These loser lands don't like the Turks. The Greece want to the west Turkey, Armenia want to the east, and for 20 years because of the Europe's will the Kurds want to take southeast Turkey. Turks have lived for almost 1000 year in Anatolia, and here is their Home. If all people should go, where their grandfather came, then all people should go to the Africa, from where the first human came. These all are now past. The age of wars must be finished. We must learn to live together. Peace in Home, Peace in The world(Atatürk).
by evolution April 7, 2008
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to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up
A turkey - When there is no warning of a man about to ejaculate, the spunk hits the back of the throat causing choking and gagging.
by Trev1979 August 14, 2009
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(noun). someone the F.G considers to be a loser, effective when screamed from a moving vehicle.
There's a lot of turkeys and skanks on Widener University's Campus.
by Rolls December 16, 2004
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lovely lovely LOVELY animal. very...erm...loving. and turkey-esque.
by turkey fan November 10, 2003
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