turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

turd twister by haze January 17, 2004

Twister Turd 

When you flush the toilet and the water starts a twisting motion as your turd simultaneously hits the flow and starts twisting.

Dude I was about to give up so I flushed the toilet and then my shit came out last second and caused a Twister Turd!!

Twister Turd by dudeiszack August 17, 2010

Twitter Turd 

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.

Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.

Twitter Turd by TheArchivist March 3, 2022