A person who thinks they are ultra-intelligent, but they are truly not. Someone who wants to appear smart and successful to their friends in order to get some attention
X: I am so smart! I’m gonna get into Harvard. I’m gonna be an investor. I’m gonna start my own rocket startup in Văleni-Podgoria!
Y: Shut up! You’re such a Tucă today!
the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off
Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...