Trumpulator 

A four-function calculator, marketed by the newly created educational arm of Trump Organization, that is designed with some broken or disabled keys, so that users would need to figure out how to perform basic math calculations without them—a limited number of the dear malfunctioned collectible will be available, as part of raising funds to help defray the high costs of the ex-president’s lawsuits.

A trumpulator will be promoted as a Xmas gift of choice for privileged white kids of wealthy Trumpublicans at annual state Republican meetings in coming months.

Trumpulator by MathPlus June 29, 2021

trumptator 

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.

Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.

trumptator by Chas501 February 16, 2017

trumpulation 

overblown, bombastic, ill-supported, fallacious, offensive noise.

"Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."

"That debate was nothing but trumpulation, and half the crowd walked out."
"His greatest fault was his tendency toward trumpulation, which was a yuuuge reason that he hadn't had a date in four years."

trumpulation by damnitnicole January 16, 2017

Trumpolatry 

Also known as “Trump idolatry.” The worship or idolization of Donald J. Trump by millions of blue-collar workers and white evangelicals, not to say, white supremacists and terrorists, who see him as their “political savior”; and the fake respect for him by morally corrupt lawmakers, who daren’t oppose him lest their reelection prospects are dashed.

Trumpolatry may be likened to the American equivalent of the deification of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, when oft-radicalized followers or diehard supporters would faithfully carry the orders of their “anointed” leader.

Trumpolatry by MathPlus February 12, 2021

Trumpatorium 

The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin

Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.?
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!

Trumpatorium by Urban humor May 11, 2018

trumpinator 

The act of gently clamping down on the clam of your new found lady friend.

Last night at the bar the girl next to me was laughing at every joke I threw her way, even said I made her swoon.

I hit her with the ol' trumpinator to seal the deal.

trumpinator by Duck Slumber May 6, 2018

trumperator

n. A supremely powerful entity who eschews loosening the bonds of mankind and instead liberates the oppressed resources of the world.

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I pray each night that the trumperator will soon free the entrapped lithium of Bolivia as a boon to amerikind.

trumperator by gnostic3 January 7, 2026