Tristan

The worst person in the world he has 1000 kids in his basements but thats pretty gay

by leowankerman October 28, 2020

Master dick rider, will do anything for his "friend". Doesn't get invited to stuff, no real friends. Some think he is retarded

Have you met Tristan?

Ya I think that guy wants my dick he's really uncomfortable

by Jfkdnfnfrn June 11, 2018

A real fuckin nigga, true slime. But if you fuck with him you'll be in some deep shit

Oh shit it's Tristan and his slimes

a good friend but when you piss him off to much, he will fucking hate you for the rest of your life. but other then that he is an okay person.

girl 1: fuck you
tristan: imma fucking murder you

I very hot cut hot amazing cute handsome cut hot dude that u love

Girl1 : Don't look it's the cute Tristan

Girl2 : Really i have to look he so cute handsome cute hot cute and handsome

Girl1 : I have to look to

by For why'd March 3, 2021

An absolute mad lad chad that has a huge penis and has no respect for authority.

“Did you see Tristan?” “He’s such a chad”

by JesusChristIsCool September 30, 2020

Cock sucking piece of shit that nobody respects. Absolute asshole. Like a Malcolm but worse.

Tommy: Fuck off Tristan.

Tristan: What did I do?

Tommy: You’re a Tristan you cunt.

by Tactical Bread August 28, 2020