Train Meat

A young attractive woman that can easily be coerced into a three way with you and one of your good buddies. Also can be the only girl at a sausage fest party and every guy takes turns having sex with her.

Example 1
Dave: “Shit, look at her!”
Steve: ”Now that’s a nice piece of train meat.”
Dave: “Yeah? Wanna go run a train on that bitch?”
Steve: “Hell yeah!”

Example 2
Ron: "Damnit why did I come to this party is a sausage fest!
Dan: "Don't worry a nice piece of train meat just showed up"
Ron: "Just make sure if you go before me leave me something to tear up."
Dan: "Don't worry bro I always look out for the homie"

Train Meat by smellie mofo July 21, 2011

Meat Train 

Another synonym for the human penis.

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!

Meat Train by Skipper O'Donnehue July 6, 2005

Meat Train 

Is when you jerk-off in a conga line.

Im about go to in a Meat Train

Meat Train by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

Madison Meat Train 

The act of filling a girl's anus with a pile of Wisconsin cow dung and then proceeding to ass bang the shit out of her while pouring melted Wisconsin cheese on the small of her back.

Seth: Hey, Kate, wanna do a Madison Meat Train on the fratio with me tonight?

Kate: Um no

Truman: Seth, that's fucking huff. (See "Huff")

Seth: *whimpers*

Madison Meat Train by David O'Callahan April 24, 2013

Midnight Meat Train 

When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.

"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."

Midnight Meat Train by hodoggie March 5, 2008

Jamaican Meat Train (JMT)

A phrase coined following the events that transpired between the members of the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team in a Calgary hotel room. An act in which four men, of Jamaican heritage, run a train on one another, leaving one man, known as the engineer, at the front of the train guiding the man-sled.

My girl and I just watched Disney's 1993 hit Cool Runnings and now she wants to try a Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) together, but I don't have the heart to tell her she'll have to watch.

Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) by Meattrainer April 7, 2021

the midnight meat train 

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

the midnight meat train by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 23, 2009