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Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self 

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

fuck and never touch again

We're gonna fuck and never touch again!

tough fuck 

When it is hard to fuck someone.
With her looks, she's a tough fuck.
tough fuck by cold pocket April 6, 2023

touch my fucking ass 

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone
Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?
touch my fucking ass by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

don't fucking touch me 

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.
Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

National don’t fucking touch me day 

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.