Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.

Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.

by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018

Top Shagger

The person within a set of friends who comes away from a holiday having shagged (fucked) the most amount of people. British slang.

..And this holiday's Top Shagger award goes to Mary with eight shags in seven days, impressive work Mary.

by The True Chinman August 3, 2011

Top Shagger

A person who engages in a lot of sexual activity

Tony! Top shagger as always!
Save some pussy for the rest of us Tone.

by Tony Top Shagger January 21, 2018

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019

Top Shagger

more commonly known as Frank Grayson, portrayed by Jack Bence in the hit tv show “Bad Education”

“Frank Grayson defines top shagger energy”

“Look at that top shagger, it’s Frank Grayson”

by remdoggxx March 17, 2019

Top Shagger

Owen Porter

Oi there’s Owen what a top shagger

by Vegetation shagger October 31, 2018

Top Shagger

A descriptive term which is used to define a mans characteristics. They commonly like football, sex, alcohol, tea & tits. Top shaggers often acknowledge other Top shaggers by greeting each other by saying “top shagger” followed by a smile, nod and a thumbs up.

Yande: Oi Timi! Top shagger, o por o por!
Timi: Normal normal!

by Udunnoebouteet December 14, 2019