tom g

tom is the sweetest most amazing person you’ll ever meet. he will give you anything end everything you could possibly need. he has a tight knit group of friends who are a little immature but all care for eachother. he cherishes his gf more then anything. he will go out of his way to giver her everything he needs. he’s so hot especially when he wears hoodies and beanies. he loves his family and his siblings even though he acts like he hates them. tom g is the best!!

is that tom g???
yeah! that’s (y/n) bf! he’s the best!!!!

by lavender1217 April 25, 2023

Tom G

Somehow pulls a lot of bitches but is really retarded.

Look at Tom g, rizzing up more chicks than he has underwear!

by XDTechnoOCE February 25, 2024

tom gravy

Tom gravy won his 7th Olympic medal for eating the most hotdogs on the 7th of February 2021. A leaked photo of him went viral after it was liked by youtuber and twitch streamer Dreamwastaken during Georgenotfound's twitch stream. Tom Gravy is rumored to be the same person as QuackityHQ, who was also on the stream.

tom gravy is quackity confirmed.

by anyaskers? February 7, 2021

tom gordon

1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.

2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.

3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.

Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.

Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!

Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!

by shrecker March 31, 2008

Tom Glavine

The best MLB pitcher of all time. Spent a majority of his Hall of Fame career with the Atlanta Braves.

305 Career Wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time Allstar
2 time Cy Young Award Winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time Silver Slugger Award Winner
1995 World Series MVP

Bobby Cox: "Tommy you're on the hill today. Shut 'em down."

Tom Glavine: "Yes sir coach Bobby Cox sir. Will do."

Bobby Cox: "Can of coooorrn!"

by skeeble weebop March 2, 2010

Tom Griswold

co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny

Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.

by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

Tom Gabel

lead singer and guitarist of against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.

"we want a band that plays loud and hard every night and doesn't care how many people counted at the door... they'd stop at nothing short of a massacre, everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel

by donkey jim November 25, 2007