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Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
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Ticking Time Bomb 

when a female is giving you a blowjob in the shower and you clean yourself while this is happening and you realize you have not released your inner love for a while and when you do it explodes causing the girl to swallow your love and therefore locking you supposed love for each other
Mary was giving me a Blow Job and I realized well I guess a Ticking Time Bomb wouldn't be too bad except for she might choke. . .

ticking time bomb 

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb
hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed

Ticking time bomb 

It can used to describe the effects of the last words you said to your girlfriend before you broke up with her
Some guy: hey dude, you feeling alright?
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026