When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
“Man Beth gave me that coffin throat yesterday at the wake
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018
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The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.
*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*

"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019
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Drinking enough whiskey and yelling enough the night before that you can't talk the next day.
My little monster drove me to Whiskey Throat yesterday...
by Kalezek February 15, 2020
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A extremely hot female. A Female your attracted too.
Bro I was at the bar and this Hot Throat was just chillin there so I asked her out.
by Bad Word Enthusiast August 24, 2021
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One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John
You know that guy with the cross on his throat.... yeah hes a total Og Squirter
by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019
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The sore throat feeling you get after smoking/vaping weed for an extended period of time, which can last for days or weeks after smoking.
a: hey man are you getting sick?

b: nah man i just got green throat
by Jewish bob the builder September 11, 2022
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when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk
person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
by dietscorpio July 30, 2022
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