The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.
*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*
"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019