Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it July 11, 2008

Think Straight

To think clearly.
To think without confusion or interruption.
To assemble one's thought in the order they had intended to.

"I just can't seem to think straight with those buzzing fluorescent lights around."

by KarmaLog August 02, 2018

think straight

Something that gays cant do

Damn bro im so gay i cant even think straight

by Mer(ca) March 25, 2020