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Theory of Relativist Sciences

A framework for understanding the plurality of sciences as relative to their frameworks, contexts, and purposes—what counts as good science in one framework may not in another. Relativist Sciences doesn't claim all sciences are equally valid; it claims that scientific validity is always validity-within-a-framework. Newtonian physics is valid within its domain; quantum physics within its. Ecology has its own standards; molecular biology its own. Relativist Sciences studies these framework-relative validities and the relationships between frameworks—how they translate, how they conflict, how they complement.
Theory of Relativist Sciences "Is ecology or molecular biology more scientific? Relativist Sciences says: wrong question. Each is scientific within its own framework, with its own standards. They're not competing; they're complementary. Relativism isn't giving up on rigor—it's recognizing that rigor takes different forms in different contexts. The question isn't which is more scientific; it's which framework fits which question."
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Theory of Relativist Science

A framework for understanding scientific knowledge as relative to paradigms, frameworks, and contexts—what counts as scientific truth in one paradigm may not in another. Relativist Science doesn't claim that all scientific claims are equally valid; it claims that scientific truth is always truth-within-a-paradigm, and paradigms are not neutrally comparable. Newtonian physics is true within its domain; relativistic physics is true within a broader domain. They're not both true in the same way—they're true relative to their frameworks. Relativist Science studies these framework-relative truths and the transitions between frameworks.
Theory of Relativist Science "Is light a particle or wave? Relativist Science says: it depends on your framework. In some experiments, particle works; in others, wave works. Both are true relative to their domains. Relativism isn't giving up on truth—it's recognizing that truth is always truth-within-a-framework. The question isn't which is really true; it's which framework fits which situation."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026