The Universals

is a Discord Server that combines all people and clans from all communitys possible.
The name Universals because it should unite everyone possible.

The offical founder is BillalAi.
Admins were and are:
Usaid
Broski
ESC
Redmask
Lemonskull
Sambobxd
Neid
Pepax

A: "Can you invite to the Universals?"
BillalAi: "Wait gotta j*rk off first."

The Universals by Yemado December 25, 2021

The Universals

A Chad server which is not a clan and has nearly all clans in it.

Wars be happening every fuckin day in there.

Hey are you in the Universals?
No, what is it?
STFU YOU STUPID MF WHO TF DOESNT KNOW THE UNIVERSALS. IM GONNA FUCKING OTAX YOU YOU PIECE OF SHI*

The Universals by -HA-otaxer- May 25, 2021

the universal gesture 

A term for flipping the bird or giving someone the finger which is recognized by folks speaking all languages, all over the world.

If performing the universal gesture is considered multilingual then I am a master of many languages!

the universal gesture by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2021

The Universal Language of Nothing 

The language used for global mass distribution of products that ultimately communicates nothing to everyone. i.e. What IKEA assembly instructions are written in or the language your remote control keys utilize.

"Dude, I spent two hours staring at IKEA instructions this weekend. For the life of me, I cannot grasp the Universal Language of Nothing!"

"How do you get this remote to work? I don't speak the Universal Language of Nothing."

The Universal Language of Nothing by MrShroud April 10, 2011

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote 

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010

Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood 

AKA CUNTS, the secret women's -- er, womyn's -- organization for which all feminist organizations are either pawns or fronts. Their only serious adversary is the patriarchal Faithful Union of Christian Knighthood (FUCK), with whom they have struggled since time immemorial.

"Your sister is a cunt, dude."

"Shut up! That's CUNTS, the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood. And if she finds out you know she's a member, she'll kill you!"

"Huh?"

Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood by Gahmuret July 5, 2006

The universal scoring system. 

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.

The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.

The universal scoring system. by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013