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The true Andres 

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”
“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”
The true Andres by El doritos November 1, 2021
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