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The Pirate's Dilemma 

When one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.
Guy 1: Dude, how was your night last night?
Guy 2: Well, I found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won't stop texting me. At this point I'm ready to throw her into the ocean.
Guy 1: Damn, the Pirate's Dilemma...
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Shantae and the Pirate's Curse 

Shantae and the Pirate's Curse is game that was It was released in North America on the 3DS eShop on October 23, 2014 and on the Wii U eShop on December 25, 2014, and in PAL regions on both platforms on February 5, 2015. The game was later ported to PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Steam, Amazon Fire TV, and Nintendo Switch. The game features the belly-dancing Half-Genie Shantae, and continues on after Shantae: Risky's Revenge where in the end of that game, she loses her magic. She must team up with her rival Risky Boots to stop the evil Pirate Master. It was well received, and many fans of the Shantae franchise consider it their favorite Shantae game.
Person 1: Have you played the amazing Shantae and the Pirate's Curse?
Person 2: No, I have not.
Person 1: Well, what are you waiting for, go play it! It's only $20 USD, and it's on the 3DS, Wii U, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, Amazon Fire TV, and the Nintendo Switch!

the pirate song 

A song made by a person named Alex

Its very cool and its very basic but it still sounds good.

Theres a bunch of variations on it and soon there will be a rock version of it.
"Im a pirate! A motherfucking pirate!"

-holy shit the pirate song is awesome!

The Pirate Sal 

When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.
The Pirate Sal by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021

Steve the Pirate 

The coolest person on the Average Joe's dodgeball team. Is horribly harrassed, turned into a non-pirate, then sees a chest full of treasure and with a "Gar....Peter." is converted back into the Steve the Pirate we all love.
Steve The Pirate: The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.
Steve the Pirate by Captain Maggot September 7, 2008

Steve the Pirate 

The legend that is Steve the Pirate is a member of the Average Joes team in the movie Dodgeball. Personally I think he should have a sequel dedicated to him, he's that awesome. Cruelly changed back into a normal person, but then turns back into good ol' Steve the Pirate. Garrr!
Steve the Pirate by iLoveRum January 20, 2008

Sean Connery the Pirate 

Sean Connery THE Pirate- almost like Sean Connery, but a pirate. The ONLY pirate. He's Sean Connery.. ERGO, pirate.
Often heard on prank phone calls.