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butthole is the loophole 

When a girl says "no sex until marriage" so you have butt sex to still go by her words
The butthole is the loophole when it comes to abstinence

the lords loophole

Since you don’t want to give me head how bout I stick it in the lords loophole

loophole in the bible 

A way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in anal sex.
"I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."

"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"

the devils loop hole 

It's when your girls is super religious, so instead of being able to go in the front door you got to do the devils loop hole and fuck her in the ass.
My girl loves Jesus and wants to keep it pure but I'm horny as fuck, so we use the devils loop hole and now my Dick smells like shit

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole 

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O