The handkerchief

A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.

Mary has denied me sexual stimulation, I will now proceed to preform the handkerchief.

The handkerchief by TheLoraxisGay March 5, 2017

tossed the handkerchief to

A crude expression. Meaning a man has finished with a woman.

Derived from a literal Act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his cum off of herself

She was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again

tossed the handkerchief to by O'Brien Patrick October 18, 2017

Drop the Hankerchief 

The practice of victorian-era women of dropping their personal handkerchiefs before attractive men, in order to have them return it, thus giving him context and opportunity for conversation and potential romantic interaction, whilst still maintaining her plausible deniability.

"Dude, these dumb-arse country girls all just make eyes at me from a distance, then when I don't approach they get all butthurt.

Don't they know how to drop the Hankerchief"?

Drop the Hankerchief by Jay_Aargh 83 September 30, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008