A sexual position involving a british virgin male. Typically around the age of 30 that still lives with one's parents. The penis shaft is to be stimulated until ejaculation. The semen is then collected inside a handkerchief. Unlike "the wank, which involves a tissue that is used for semen collection, the handkerchief involves a much more classier alternative - a handkerchief.
by TheLoraxisGay March 5, 2017
A handkerchief is a form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of thin fabric which can be carried in the pocket or handbag, and which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's hands or face, or blowing one's nose.
by Sadiz May 23, 2021
Derek: I can't have showers because I can't blow my nose without a tissue.
Desmond: Just use a handkerchief, dumb ass.
Desmond: Just use a handkerchief, dumb ass.
by Kentucky Fried Dragon October 28, 2008
by justinpeed October 4, 2018
The handkerchief code, also known as hanky code or the bandana code and sometimes even flagging.
Though wearing handkerchiefs goes back to cowboys, however when spoken about the code it usually refers to the code of sexual preferences of the gay or queer community which could be read off of the colour of bandana, originally as a sign for gay men to find out what other want to do ( or not to do ) it has largely become forgotten since its glory days in the 1980's. Depending on which side someone wears the bandana the meaning changes too. The left side often being more dominant than the right.
Though wearing handkerchiefs goes back to cowboys, however when spoken about the code it usually refers to the code of sexual preferences of the gay or queer community which could be read off of the colour of bandana, originally as a sign for gay men to find out what other want to do ( or not to do ) it has largely become forgotten since its glory days in the 1980's. Depending on which side someone wears the bandana the meaning changes too. The left side often being more dominant than the right.
by CoasterDisks July 21, 2021
To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.
by rodroddy April 15, 2009
An alternate term for baby wipes or wet wipes. While they are most commonly associated with diaper-changing, whores' handkerchiefs are also regularly employed by sex professionals (as well as non-pros) of either gender to facilitate a cleansing of the undercarriage prior to engaging in some form of snugglelingus. While very useful in cold weather when it's too chilly to take a shower; whores' handkerchiefs are also a favorite of nasty-ass lazy folks, people on camping trips and water conservationists alike. WH's can also can serve as a fancy substitute for toilet tissue.
female to Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney: "My love, I fear that your washrooms' supply of shit tickets has been fully depleted."
Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 22, 2011