the hair dresser 

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.

So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...

the hair dresser by Babba O'Reilley March 6, 2011

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser 

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010

The Hairdresser Dance 

Drunken dance which involves waving arms around whilst using fingers to make scissor motion, hence the name. Break spontaneously to demonstrate mirror movements, as if one were showing client their new 'do.

"Hey, let's do the hairdresser dance!"
"He could pull some moves, but he could never beat lucy at the hairdresser dance"

The Hairdresser Dance by lucy-lou September 12, 2005