The Banana Split
The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.
The Banana Split by EKP June 24, 2006
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The Banana Split
is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
The Banana Split by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010
The Dirty Banana Split
Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.
The Dirty Banana Split by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021
The Choco Banana Split
When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face
The Choco Banana Split by Futaraki February 12, 2022
split the banana
"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."
split the banana by ssullivan April 19, 2006
The bannana split
When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
The bannana split by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017
banana splits off the nuts crunchin
Mark: Holy shit, did you go the tool concert last night??
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'
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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'
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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!
banana splits off the nuts crunchin by mochiko September 14, 2008