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The Back of the Room Boys 

Group of boys common in most classroom settings, usually consisting of 3, but can be more. They take up residence in the rear of a classroom; usually by the heating unit or a dusty bookshelf/filing cabinet. They use this area as their base of operations, as it's really easy to get away with goofing off in class. Some behaviors they take part in include, (but aren't limited to) consuming vast quantities of food, (sometimes for the soul purpose of making loud crunching sounds to piss off their classmates), burping really loud, kicking others seats, shooting volleys of spitballs, telling dirty jokes, destruction of school-owned property and overall being an absolute distraction to the current lesson at hand. Sometimes the group will migrate out of their dugout to the bathroom, where they can continue their bad behavior in a more private setting; such as vaping, or taking a monster shit in the urinal.
(explosion followed by laughter)

Goddammit. The back of the room boys are at it again.

Example 2:

"And so. We then carry the 3 and we'll use it in the next column which gives us a remainder of-

BurrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Teacher: "Who was that? No seriously. Whoever did that is getting detention."

Teachers pet: "It was Kyle."

Teacher: "thank you, Jeffrey. As for you Kyle, I sentence you to the gulag! And that goes for the rest of you back of the room hooligans!"
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Back of the room Boys

The group of boys that is always present in the rear of every high school classroom. Usually consists of at least 3, but can be a bigger group. There's typically the group leader, who tells the best jokes, and who causes the most chaos during class. There's also the team player, who takes notes and sometimes brings food for the group; playing a crucial role as the "support member" of the group. This allows other group members to goof off, knowing that the team player has their back later on when they're doing homework or studying. The remaining member(s) are the munchers, who consume vast quantities of food during their occupation, even if they aren't hungry. This is usually done in an attempt to piss off the teacher, or to get a few good natured laughs from their classmates. Sometimes they also provide "belching fire" to distract the teacher so other members can engage in hooligan behavior, such as hitting a vape under the desk, or shooting spitballs at the ceiling.
(explosion followed by laughter)

"Ugh. The back of the room Boys are at it again. I heard they put a thumbtack on Mr White's chair last week."

The backrooms

If you're not careful and accidentally teleport out of reality in the wrong areas, youll end up in the backrooms. Here, it is nothing but the stink of old, moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless backround noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and about 800 million square miles of randomly connected empty rooms where you are trapped. God save you if you hear something wandering around, because by that point, it already knows you are there.
Someone help, ive teleported to the backrooms.
The backrooms by Thanos Wang May 18, 2019

The Backrooms

The Backrooms is a realm that first appeared on 4Chan. This realm is out of the boundaries of the real world and can only be accessed by nocliping through a floor or wall in a place that inspires deja vu or an uncomfortable feeling of nostalgia. It consists of a never-ending maze of yellow-ish empty rooms with beige carpets, old wallpaper, the smell of mildew and moldy carpets, and the faint buzz of fluorescent lighting.
Someone please kill me I’ve been in the backrooms for so long I just want to die

The Backrooms

If you're not careful and you "noclip" out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in
God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby because it sure as hell has heard you.

The Backrooms are an alternate dimension, but one that is not like many other alternate dimensions in the universe. While others seem to be pocket dimensions that are linked to our own reality, the Backrooms runs deep INSIDE our own reality, meaning there is no physical way to enter it. Rather, a person enters the Backrooms when in a state of deep despair, or during sleep.
Man I dreamed about The Backrooms, it was so trippy.
The Backrooms by HarrisonWells September 22, 2020

The Backrooms

The backrooms are an endless set of office cubicle styled rooms set in a plane slightly agitated from normal reality.

The action of reaching the backrooms is described as "no-clipping" out of reality but there is no natural way to do this.
People who end up in the backrooms are subject to what can only be considered a glitch in reality and cannot be called at fault.
Ending up in the backrooms happens by completely random chance and can happen to anyone.

The backrooms are considered a place that you end up when reality has corrected and irregularity while someone was inside the zone of this irregularity but the zone does not contain area in a normal space and can be compared to how fifth dimensional objects are perceived from the fourth dimension.
Though the backrooms cannot be escaped by any normal means any living being can perform, there are several different fates that can occur while wandering the backrooms.
Nobody wants to go to The Backrooms.
The Backrooms by SonicsBox June 26, 2021

Every level in the Backrooms I can name

Tutorial
Habitable Zone
Pipe Dreams
Electrical Station
Abandoned Office
Terror Hotel
Lights Out
Thalassophobia
Cave System
The Suburbs
Field of Wheat
Endless City
Matrix
The Infinite Apartments
Paradise
Futuristic Halls
Altered Topography
Memories
Attic Floorboard
Warehouse
Numbered Doors
The Petrified Garden
The Moon
Arcade!
Otherworldly
The Bunker Springs
Stormstone Keep
Skating Rink
Sewer System
An Empty Car Park
The Airport
Welcome to the Jungle
Fold Point
The Enchanted Forest
Roller Rockin' Pizza!
Draining Darkness
Abyss Inc.
Trenches of Grime
The Moribund Highway
Swamp Waters
Bakery Desire
The Eater
The Road Trip of Affliction
Void Basement
Gallium Caves
Zoological Office
Sunken Submarine
Motion
Downtown Diner
Ghoul Town
Silent Sounds
Mall or No Mall?
Singularity
Math Class
Skazka
Do I Have To Name This Sh*t?
Bee of the Bird of the Moth
Golden Gai
Historical Horde
The Garden of Eden
Standing Ovation
Distorted Hotel
Oneiric Forest
Home
A E S T H E T I C
Halls of Chalk
Archaeology
Lotka Lake
Demoscene
Unrecognized Landscape
Hotel Vymir
The Level Without Form
National Park #474
Inconvenience Store
T.B.R.H
Pit of Despair
The Maze, The Creatures, The Monster
Meet Me At The Moon, My Beloved
Welcome to Hell
Sea of Bones
Scribe's Trauma
Resting Grounds
SENSORY DEPRIVATION
Lost and Forgotten
Belly of the Beast
Kitty's House
Reality Aligned Houses
The Horizon Ascent
Zenith
Island of the Void
And that is Every level in the Backrooms I can name. :)