The Van Gough 

while your victim slumbers get all your buddies to donate handfulls of Pubes. Mix pubes with super glue and smear on the poor guys chin. Wake him by pissing on him, and then run for your lives.

" I was so angered by all the urine that I didn't even notice the pubes glued to my chin until the next day!" "they got me good!"

The Van Gough by tom tucker May 13, 2003

the van gogh 

when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!

Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.

"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."

"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"

the van gogh by very very wrong August 29, 2009