The Top J 

The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎

"Yo man...Did you hear?? The Top J just released a new RGMNT chain!! A MUST COP! FUAAAA"

The Top J by Anonymous 444 January 17, 2023

brains jump out the top like jack in the box 

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'

Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.

brains jump out the top like jack in the box by DieLawn September 6, 2007

Junk in the top bunk 

antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!

Junk in the top bunk by excessBaggage August 17, 2010

Junk in the Top Bunk 

Noun: in mammals, the property of having conspicuously large or exaggerated mammary glands and tissue.

If I had just a little more junk in the top bunk, I could totally run this town.

Junk in the Top Bunk by Dan Craig February 18, 2006

The jew at the top 

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

The jew at the top by crudmonkey December 27, 2023

Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

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