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The Scoot 

Usually happens on the first date and when one party (usually the female) decides that things are not going to their liking and they fabricate a reason to get out of there as fast as they can. In older times, the party might suddenly remember an appointment or meeting that they had to be at in five minutes. Nowadays, the party usually excuse theirself to the bathroom and emerge "talking" on their cell phone, making a claim such as their best friend or close relative was suddenly involved in a terrible accident and they need to leave.
I went out with Karen the other night and the bitch gave me The Scoot.
The Scoot by johnboy9 November 9, 2006
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whats the scoot 

The Dreaded Scoot 

The act of the dreaded scoot relies on your partner having shitty matted ass dreads (the longer the easier to complete). To accomplish this power move involves taking your partner from behind, whilst comfortably clapping checks, grasp two hands full of ass dread. In this position proceed to ride your partner as if you were holding the handle bars of a razor scooter.
“Dude as I was getting fucked last night, I fully experienced the dreaded scoot. The grip was so tight my dreads were ripped clean off my butt.”

scoot the boot 

Primarily southern slang. Leave quickly, get the hell outta here, like scooting a boot across the floor, if you will.
"I'm gonna scoot the boot before your girlfriend comes home & catches us"
scoot the boot by banana_slings February 23, 2008

scoot the cat 

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.
My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

The Prostitute Scoot

A line-dancing maneuver frequently employed by call girls.
I thought the bumping and grinding was sexy, but then she busted out the Prostitute Scoot and I lost my mind.

Scoot the pooch 

to "haul ass", or run from something, or hurry.
"Oh soot, it's the popo, scoot the pooch!"
Scoot the pooch by Tragonan January 22, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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