The Porky Pig

When a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. However, instead of proceding to have sex, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately masturbates (alone) in the corner. After getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): "That's All Folks!" He then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.

Wow, that bitch really wanted the D but was so annoying that I just had to give her The Porky Pig!

by Blazin Logan September 4, 2006

the porky pig

When you wrap your Dick in bacon and nail a girl then when you finish she eats the bacon.

Jim gave his girl the porky pig because she likes bacon everywhere.

by dicken's cider February 3, 2014

Pork the Pig

A game played by clubbers. Trying to pull the ugliest girl 'pig' in the club.

Did you 'Pork the pig you pulled?"

by Hellsharp February 20, 2009

Pork the Pig

1. The act of intercourse with a fatty - also see pork

Fuck me Johnny's actually gonna pork the pig

by MrIdontgiveafuck April 29, 2019

all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question

My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017