A cretinously discriptive book by John Steinbeck used to torture Middle School children who have to read it. The pain and confusion it causes is often compared to a vise grip on one's family jewels.

The teacher busted the students' balls by making them read the pearl.

The Pearl by Pe6o August 31, 2008

The Pearl

A short story by John Steinbeck, in which contains so many innuendos, it can only be perceived that this was an acceptable thing at the time.

Replace puncture with dick: "Juana stopped sucking the puncture for a moment. The little hole was

slightly enlarged and its edges whitened from the sucking, but the red

swelling extended farther around it in a hard lymphatic mound." (Steinbeck 7, The Pearl)

The Pearl by MemesNotMorons February 8, 2017

The pearl

1The most boring mother fuckin book in the world by john Steinbeck
2

The drop of semen at the end of your penis when a girl squeezes it up to the top after you ejaculate.

Why the fuck do we have to read the pearl as our mother fuckin novel? Its boring
Mmm my girl just sucked the pearl off my dick

The pearl by Buster369 November 5, 2018

the pearl harbor

When your sleeping next to a chick who has her back to you and you start to massage her back and act like your just being nice to her for no reason, and then you just hit it from the back while she least expects it. You see, its a sneak attack which hints the name Pearl Harbor. She will never see it cumming.

My chick is all pissed off at me because I gave her the pearl harbor while she was sleeping last night.

the pearl harbor by Sergio D. May 19, 2006

The Pearl-Pancake Flip

Essentially flipping ones self over, after ejaculating, to have the bed absorb ejaculate (melted pearls) from ones stomach.

"Dude I was so high last night that instead of getting a towel before I finished I decided to do The Pearl-Pancake Flip"

"Nice"

The Pearl-Pancake Flip by PancakeMan December 15, 2013

The Pearl Harbor

The act of shooting your hand from your waist into the air in the shape of an airplane then screaming PEARL HARBOR and repeatively nose diving into your friends nuts.

World War II was rough. My grandpa was involved in the PEARL HARBOR!

The Pearl Harbor by gay_gunther August 2, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026