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the nasties

Maricela: Yo Hector let's go to my house and do the nasties!
Hector: Alright let's go before your parents get home!
by LiL AnT January 30, 2006
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the nasties

A slang term for porn, sex, and masturbation.

Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
Bob: Brah, Jenny and Brad are doing the nasties in their bedroom!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!

Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.

Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!
by FartFucker69 August 21, 2014
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The Books of Rancid Nasties

It's a series of books that serve as doctrines for the Lupearian faith. It is believed that the Lupearians came into existence around 334 BC and influenced the homosexual behaviors exhibited in ancient Greece.

The Books of Rancid Nasties, hold the knowledge of endless homosexual rituals that are preformed by sworn in Lupearians.

It is speculated that the last living decadent of the Lupearians, lurks in the Southern most tip of Texas, that continues to uphold the rituals of the Books of Rancid Nasties.

Last sighting of an Alpba Lupearian, was in an Allied US cave and is awaiting to convert the next dirty jerbear to continue the belief of the Lupearians.
I prayed over the Books of Rancid Nasties, and was enlightened by the wisdom of the Lupearians.
by Charles J. Joans March 4, 2021
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Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars

Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.
Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars
by King panter April 21, 2022
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