The Money Slap 

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Jason: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Kyle: "I called Justin Fat and that bastard gave me the money slap!"
Jason: "Damn i guess you wont be Talking shit about him no more"

The Money Slap by Pestonibel March 22, 2009

Slapping the monkey 

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

Slapping the monkey by Shamingo June 18, 2011

Slapping the monkey 

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

Slapping the monkey by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005

slapped the monkey 

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

slapped the monkey by Allie222 April 13, 2008