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the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.
Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.

Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3) 

Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name
person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026