The John Cena

When you fuck your bitch into the poohole, you aks her :"who's the champ ?" Then she'll probably answer: "You are !"
Then you just turn her around slap her with your cock in the face and scream: "No! Its John Cena!" Start humming the melody and smack her to the ground with your dick.

Yo ma bich who's the Boss ?

YOU !

*smack with cock*
No JOHN CENA is !!!!

*start humming the John cena melody*
*smack with cock to the ground*

Now you've succesfully performed the John Cena move.

by Mr. Avocado January 12, 2016

The John Cena

When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.

I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!

by Johnny Blaze -v- January 20, 2016

John cena

Nothing to see here.

Person 1: OMG ITS John cena !!
Person 2: Where?

by Tman5711 June 17, 2020

John cena

And his name is john cena!!!

John Cena!!! Boww wow wow wooooow boww wow wow wooooow

by UrbanJustMeansMlg September 7, 2016

John cena

Epic wrestler and is very much of a yes yes JFUJD

John cena is COOL

by DetectiveTeeVee March 20, 2020

the john cena

when youre getting a blow job, you blow your load in the bitches eyes and yell "you can't see me!"

josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

john cena

the real name of queen Joana Ceddia

john cena and her nerf guns arsenal

by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019