The Heller 

A mythological monster-pizza that consists of 4 cheap frozen pizzas layered. The second layer from the top is covered with pizza rolls and extra pizza sauce. Its a rite of passage for a fat-ass to finish one of these by in a single sitting.

"Holy crap! How'd you manage to eat the Heller all by yourself? Way to go buddy, let's go play some Call of Duty".

The Heller by Bjohns45 August 13, 2011

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call 

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

The Hellen Keller 

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.

Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!

The Hellen Keller by G-rant H January 3, 2008

Shush Girl Shut Your Lips Do The Hellen Keller And Talk With Your Hips 

shut up and dance!

Shush girl shut your lips do the hellen keller and talk with your hips

-Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3

Shush Girl Shut Your Lips Do The Hellen Keller And Talk With Your Hips by 3oh!3luver! June 23, 2009

The Hellen Keller 

Noun, usually used as a verb. The Hellen-Keller is when you are hooking up with a woman who has large breasts, and you bury your face in the middle of them, wrap her breasts around your hears and continue to yell...... "I can't hear you!!!! I can't hear you!!!!

" I just gave that girl The Hellen Keller, and I woke up her dog."

"I'm mad because that guy gave me The Hellen Keller, and he woke up my dog who doesn't usually sleep well.

The Hellen Keller by Scribystyles16 December 13, 2009

the Hellen Keller 

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.

Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.

the Hellen Keller by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009

The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

The Helmers Two-Hit by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023