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Shadow The Hedgehog Syndrome 

When an a movie/game franchise attempts to appeal to an angsty teen audience by making their newest title as gritty and edgy as possible, even if it contrasts with the tone of the rest of the franchise. Generally, this poor attempt at being relevent rarely is successful.
Dude, did you see how edgy that new Venom movie is! It's pure Shadow The Hedgehog Syndrome!
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Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM 

Saturday morning cartoon based on the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame franchise. It debuted in 1993, and was a cancelled a year later. While it starred SEGA's mascot, it was nothing like the games which it was based on, adding a bunch of new characters like Princess Sally and Bunnie Rabbot. Retarded furries immediately jizzed their pants over the show.

It spawned an idiotic fanbase of basement-dwelling losers in their 30s who constantly whine about how the show didn't deserve to be cancelled and to this day, believe that it will one day be renewed, despite the fact that it was cancelled IN 1994, and absolutely NONE of the characters from SatAM have ever appeared in a Sonic game.

Its retarded fanbase often proclaims that the series is 'dark' and features 'intelligent writing' The pilot episode alone features Sonic using annoying buzzwords like 'mondo' and 'totally' in almost every sentence. He even breaks out an electric guitar and begins to wail on it for no apparent reason.
Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM

Shadow the Hedgehog 

a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?

Sonic the hedgehog 

Sonic the hedgehog is the fastest blue hedgehog alive. He has taken many different paths but one thing is the same about him, he is still blue and still running.
Sonic the hedgehog has the beSt video games ever - by shiza

Sonic The Hedgehog 

A fast, hyperactive blue hedgehog. He is impatient and has a few rivals. His favorite food is the Chili Dog. If he has 50 rings and all 7 chaos emeralds, he turns into the Unstoppable Super Sonic. If he has all 7 SUPER emeralds, he turns into the even more Unstoppable Hyper Sonic.
Tom played Sonic The Hedgehog on the Sega Genesis.

Sonic the hedgehog 

A game about blue hedgehog vs egg which has banger music
The best music is from game about blue hedgehog vs egg AKA Sonic the Hedgehog.

Shadow the Hedgehog 

The coolest character in gaming history. He often swears (d*mn) and uses g*ns. He is very cool and edgy and I want to be just like him when I grow up. My mum says he is a bad influence and that he doesn’t display Christian values, but I don’t care (don’t tell mum)
Cool person: Hey do you know Shadow the Hedgehog?
Uncool person: No, he sounds annoying
Shadow the hedgehog: Damn