The Boston Cream 

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

The Boston Cream by Annib March 4, 2022

The Boston Cream 

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into a the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

The Boston Cream by Annib March 4, 2022

The Boston Cream 

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

The Boston Cream by Annib March 4, 2022

Dunking The Boston Cream 

Sex position when you are engaging in a sexual act with a women over a pool. while penetrating a woman from behind while she is leaning over a pool. when you cum inside her, you push her into the pool resulting in the imitation of dunking a Boston cream doughnut into coffee.

Jimmy Call the Police, i just Boston creamed Julie and i don't think she can swim!!

Alex, why is Amanda in the pool naked? Because I just gave her the Boston cream!!! sweet ass man lol.

Dunking The Boston Cream

Dunking The Boston Cream by John Basedowww August 9, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019