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The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
by Idk what this is June 10, 2011
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The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!
by ajizzleforizzle October 14, 2011
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Blumpkin Man

Charles of the McDonalds grill. It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's B-l-l-lumpkinnnn Mann.
by Jose July 9, 2004
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Poor Man's Blumpkin

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.
"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."
by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009
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one-man blumpkin

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce
"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."
by poops mcallister July 3, 2006
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